The female of the species...

I have been observing behaviour again...it is becoming more and more apparent that female of the species is deadlier than the male!

On the tennis court, in social situations, as friends...woman are soft on the outside, but far pricklier deep down and seriously competitive and do all they can to exterminate the competition. This weekend, we played a match against two younger girls - they were sickly sweet, very hospitable but underneath the surface you could see the dark side! They wanted to kick our butt, hit balls through us, rip us apart, but would never actually say that...odd I think?

If you feel that way great, as what is wrong with a bit of competitive grrrrr!? Instead, they feel all of this, but cover it up with pretty tennis outfits, fake smiles and Swiss finishing school precision - women are nuts! At least I don't try and hide the fact I want to kick people on the tennis court; I don't smile and engage in surface chat when changing ends, I get annoyed, I get aggressive but then I am like that off the court! But girly girls...they are dangerous, as once you peel back the matching outfit, a monster lies within!

I have always been a little intimidated by girly girls for a number of reasons; I cannot relate to how they are, how they dress, their obsession with image etc and to be honest they are a complete mystery. Now that is not to say that all feminine girls are 'girly' girls, as they are not - girly girls are a breed of their own; girly on the inside, outside and their sole purpose in life is to be the top of the tree in girly girl land - a place I have chosen to avoid when holidaying!

This is what I have noticed and by doing so I sound like a man; honest to the point of hurting peoples feelings, oblivious to how women work and always getting it wrong as far as women are concerned - but obviously I am not a man, but I think I now get how men feel about women...confused?

The again, as a woman I guess I behave like this myself but no one ever points that out, well I don't think they do...but I suppose even if they did, I would ignore them as I am a woman and therefore always right! :>)